The 'Tjorust-Telegrafen'

As a part of our work for our foreign friends from the outcountry,
our common translator have translated the monthly
happening-calendar of Tjorust. Welcome!

It Happens On Tjorust
March 2000

1/3Nothing
2/3Pelle Palett keeps out paintings and other paintings on the Lyran, kl. 17.00-17.15 odd wednesdays.
3/3Information missing.
4/3The Brackleby homebuiltmuseum closes somewhat earlier. Otherwise nothing.
5/3Pelle Pjolter forereads about Sarri Pyttekosken. The Klovelanda gatheringhome kl 10.00. Coffee served.
6-8/3"Semmel"-eating, international womanday etc.
9/3The first springbird arrives on the before-dinner, if not even somewhat earlier.
10/3Pelle Pancho tells about dead tjorust-people on the Konfysenbo servicehouse, kl 13.00-18.00 including pee-pause.
11/3Culture- and drunkwalk with Pelle Pilsner. We gather at the Paddocks since the last bus went. The travel goes across lawns, fields and one and another country road. Bring your own "flaska".
12/3The crownprincess Viktor has namesday.
13-14/3Ellosund w. surroundings celebrates Maneating days: Artists uptrade, beertents, "tombola", tiny carousels, sour guards etc.
15/3The Ides of March
16/3Call Lasse! Fetch the kids kl 17, check if new extra lights arrived
17/3Likewake at the Konfysenbo servicehouse all night. Coffee served.
18/3 = six
19/3Pelle Palett keeps in paintings and other paintings on the Lyran.
20/3Tjorust Nature- & protectionsociety invites to watch the springdayevening. Neverlures served.
21/3Pelle Palt tells about old food, the Gubbholmens heeringstranglingmuseum. Time: at the night sometime.
22/3Pelle Paleocen cozes over the subject 'In deathshadows valley' on the Konfysenbo servicehouse kl 11.00. In otherwise nothing.
23/4Forereadingconsult Kalle Knickedick tries to learn failed forereadingkeepers how they get public to keep them awake. Ellosund the Peoples house kl 20.00. Anonymity guaranteed. Payment. Coffee promised.
24/4Nine months to christmas eve. Butcher pig in traditional way with Pelle Palt, the Brackleby formertimemuseum kl. 15.00. Bring untender clothes and vase tools. Outgift: 500 crowns incl. grease. Are: TJUF, Tjorust Thentimesociety.
25/3Vaffluday. Tjorust Nature- & protectionsociety invites to ecological nutcracking on the Lyran.
26/3Remember to change clock to summertime, but forget to which direction. Upsittingnight on the Konfysenbo servicehouse due to bedding.
27/3Cnattysport: The Bankcup goes off the staple on the Pinkvalley outside Skaran in the days two. The public divides out the Liniment-price to their eventual favouriteteam; shall Ronnesunds FK get another indrawing in the Kneecap?
28/3Pelle Planka shows a little stone he found on the way. The Gnuckleby school, foodhall, kl. 18.00-20.00. Coffee input. Are: trade.
29/3Childrentheater in Hacklewall: Theater Tjohoy plays up 'The rabbit, the pad, the mole, the rat, the shellbug, the pig and the little hedgehog', a piece with silly voices and an important message to the dayspersonals upbuilding.
30/3Skarans IK keeps the yearly Watertramp at the Kolleby tjarn. Kl. 17.00: Licecoming at the Konfysenbo servicehouse.
31/3Snuffmusicians Broderna Nack uptrades on the Paddocks. "Knôing" promised.
32/3Velof Blumegius tells about april jokes through the centuries, the Virra gatheringhome kl. 18.00.